Come to me, baby.

supniccuh:

me every night but i have to wear a shirt because boobs

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sexagintanovem:

Sassy who

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catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

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My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…

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android18:

ruthless as fuck

221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

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