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spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

(Bron: cutielife)

1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

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besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
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besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Bron: thehighpriestessofcuddles)

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH
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tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

snorunt:

STOP
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snorunt:

STOP

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
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richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it
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tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

(Bron: orkyectomy)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

(Bron: ssarahmanning)

It takes less than 30 seconds and less than 10 clicks to do all 4 links…PLEASE help dogs and cats in shelters!!

crowdog66:

do-not-touch-my-food:

1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click

2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click

I’m not saying anybody HAS to do this, but it IS quick and easy. :) 

(Bron: do-not-touch-my-food)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"
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kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan? {

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.

This is why we need feminism.

(via charlesneedsfeminism)

"but men get raped too-"

AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT

(via booooost)