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mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

(Bron: hannahbowl)

notmydivisionsweetie:

watchtheskytonight:

castlecoffee13:

fabubbly:

I put the laughter in manslaughter

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How’d the Sherlock fandom get here so fast

We have really good taxi drivers.

(Bron: im-a-walking-paradox)

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tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

mymompickedthisurl:

wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

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??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

the newest member of the avengers initiative:  Dick Fury

seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends
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seventimestwo:

My relationship with all of my friends

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

(Bron: amlour)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

(Bron: bat-relief)

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

pantsare-forsquares:

magicalrumpustimes:

sometimes I think about this comic and I just burst out laughing 

I have reblogged this ten thousand times
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pantsare-forsquares:

magicalrumpustimes:

sometimes I think about this comic and I just burst out laughing 

I have reblogged this ten thousand times